Last Retirement Payment

The enclosed check is payable to you as the beneficiary, person(s) named to receive the last monies, Personal Representative, last man standing, for the above-mentioned deceased retiree. Don’t spend it all in one place! This check represents: (X) Inflation Equity Payment. Thanks to the economy, you get more, more, more money from your loved one’s passing.

This concludes our payout process. Thank you for participating in the BlahBlah County Employees’ Retirement System. Have a nice day and a merry freaking Christmas.