“Durex Canada is recalling its Confirm Clearly Smart Pregnancy Test”
- Apparently it’s not clear or smart.
“Ford is recalling a popular model sold as a police cruiser because some of the cars’ wheels may develop cracks”
- Are you sure you want to sell defective cars to the cops?
“The Canadian Food Inspection Agency is warning the public not to drink Jermuk Classic brand Natural Sparkling Mineral Water because it may contain excessive levels of arsenic.”
- I don’t know about you, but I consider any level of arsenic excessive.