Lurking Dick

Wil Wheaton has a brilliant post about this picture here. In short, Dick Cheney is busted lurking about during a Rose Garden press conference held by President Bush.
Here’s my offering for the caption contest:

Lurking Dick

(Photo Credit: Stephen Crowley/ New York Times)

Wow! You can’t even see his lips move!

Of course, my quote works much better with the video than the still picture, but I’ll stick with it nonetheless. I’ll leave you all to ponder the rhyme that is “Dick lips”. Rolls off of the tongue, doesn’t it?